Dear Democrats (snicker),
Neener, neener.
From,
A family that loves their country
Dear Teachers,
STOP. GIVING. GOBS. OF. HOMEWORK! I am so sick of my kids never having time to be kids. Stupid homework. Physics, AP US History, AP Music Theory, Chemistry, English, AP Spanish, Calculus, Science, Algebra... chapter tests, IDs, calculations, papers, science projects! Ugh.
From,
A Fed Up Mom
Dear Simon and Garfunkel,
Thanks for making such great music. My son just discovered you and he LOVES your songs. You are amazing...
Slow down, you move too fast.
You got to make the morning last.
Just kicking down the cobble stones.
Looking for fun and feelin' groovy.
From,
One of Your Biggest Fans
Dear Breast Cancer,
You suck. And you are going DOWN!
From,
A Survivor
Dear Dust,
Where do you come from?! Why do you never show up at anyone else's house? I really don't like you, and I wish you would just go away and stop making my house yucky. I think you a in cahoots with Pledge and Swifter. I bet they pay you to lay it on thick.
From,
A Housework Hater
Dear leftover Halloween Candy,
I'm asking Rick to hide you. You are trying to kill me. And stop showing up at Costco 2 months before Halloween!
From,
A Chocolate Lover
Dear Kids,
What is it about "Don't slam the doors" that you don't understand? What did I ever do to you to deserve being treated like this? I'm the good guy - I take you places, let you ride in comfort, provide you with a DVD player, MP3 hookups, and leather seats. Please be careful with my doors, or I'm going to "break down" and not be able to go anywhere, especially to pick up your friends, take to you to fun places. Be careful, or I'm going to introduce you to your feet.
From,
The Herron Car
Dear Computer,
I'm pretty sure you have magnets in you that attract people like me, who should be doing lots of other things besides playing on the computer. Goodbye for now!
From,
Kara
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